英语话剧剧本 Pygmalion
英语话剧剧本 Pygmalion
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THENoTETAKER
Ivethoughtofthat.PerhapsIshallsomeday.
Therainhasstopped;andthepersonsontheoutsideofthecrowdbegintodropoff.
THEFLoWERgIRL
[resentingthereaction]Hesnogentleman,heaint,tointerferewithapoorgirl.
THEDAugHTER
[outofpatience,pushingherwayrudelytothefrontanddisplacingthegentleman,whopolitelyretirestotheothersideofthepillar]WhatonearthisFreddydoing?IshallgetpneumoniaifIstayinthisdraughtanylonger.
THENoTETAKER
[tohimself,hastilymakinganoteofherpronunciationof"monia"]Earlscourt.
THEDAugHTER
[violently]Willyoupleasekeepyourimpertinentremarkstoyourself?
THENoTETAKER
DidIsaythatoutloud?Ididntmeanto.Ibegyourpardon.Yourmother"sEpsom,unmistakeably.
THEmoTHER
[advancingbetweenherdaughterandthenotetaker]Howverycurious!IwasbroughtupinLargeladyPark,nearEpsom.
THENoTETAKER
[uproariouslyamused]Ha!ha!Whatadevilofaname!Excuseme.[Tothedaughter]Youwantacab,doyou?
THEDAugHTER
Dontdarespeaktome.
THEmoTHER
oh,please,pleaseclara.[Herdaughterrepudiatesherwithanangryshrugandretireshaughtily.]Weshouldbesogratefultoyou,sir,ifyoufoundusacab.[Thenotetakerproducesawhistle].oh,thankyou.[Shejoinsherdaughter].
Thenotetakerblowsapiercingblast.
THESARcASTIcBYSTANDER
There!Iknowedhewasaplain-clothescopper.
THEBYSTANDER
Thataintapolicewhistle:thatsasportingwhistle.
THEFLoWERgIRL
[stillpreoccupiedwithherwoundedfeelings]Hesnorighttotakeawaymycharacter.mycharacteristhesametomeasanylady"s.
THENoTETAKER
Idontknowwhetheryouvenoticedit;buttherainstoppedabouttwominutesago.
THEBYSTANDER
Soithas.Whydidntyousaysobefore?anduslosingourtimelisteningtoyoursilliness.[HewalksofftowardstheStrand].
THESARcASTIcBYSTANDER
Icantellwhereyoucomefrom.YoucomefromAnwell.gobackthere.
THENoTETAKER
[helpfully]Hanwell.
THESARcASTIcBYSTANDER , ,www.nx899.com
[affectinggreatdistinctionofspeech]Thenkyou,teacher.Hawhaw!Solong[hetoucheshishatwithmockrespectandstrollsoff].
THEFLoWERgIRL
Frighteningpeoplelikethat!Howwouldhelikeithimself.
THEmoTHER
It"squitefinenow,clara.Wecanwalktoamotorbus.come.[ShegathersherskirtsaboveheranklesandhurriesofftowardstheStrand].
THEDAugHTER
Butthecab--[hermotherisoutofhearing].oh,howtiresome![Shefollowsangrily].
Alltheresthavegoneexceptthenotetaker,thegentleman,andtheflowergirl,whositsarrangingherbasket,andstillpityingherselfinmurmurs.
THEFLoWERgIRL
Poorgirl!Hardenoughforhertolivewithoutbeingworritedandchivied.
THEgENTLEmAN
[returningtohisformerplaceonthenotetaker"sleft]Howdoyoudoit,ifImayask?
THENoTETAKER
Simplyphonetics.Thescienceofspeech.Thatsmyprofession:alsomyhobby.Happyisthemanwhocanmakealivingbyhishobby!YoucanspotanIrishmanoraYorkshiremanbyhisbrogue.Icanplaceanymanwithinsixmiles.IcanplacehimwithintwomilesinLondon.Sometimeswithintwostreets.
THEFLoWERgIRL
oughttobeashamedofhimself,unmanlycoward!
THEgENTLEmAN
Butistherealivinginthat?
THENoTETAKER
ohyes.Quiteafatone.Thisisanageofupstarts.menbegininKentishTownwith?0ayear,andendinParkLanewithahundredthousand.TheywanttodropKentishTown;buttheygivethemselvesawayeverytimetheyopentheirmouths.NowIcanteachthem--
THEFLoWERgIRL
Lethimmindhisownbusinessandleaveapoorgirl--
THENoTETAKER
[explosively]Woman:ceasethisdetestableboohooinginstantly;orelseseektheshelterofsomeotherplaceofworship.
THEFLoWERgIRL
[withfeebledefiance]IvearighttobehereifIlike,sameasyou.
THENoTETAKER
Awomanwhoutterssuchdepressinganddisgustingsoundshasnorighttobeanywhere--norighttolive.Rememberthatyouareahumanbeingwithasoulandtheinegiftofarticulatespeech:thatyournativelanguageisthelanguageofShakespearandmiltonandTheBible;anddontsittherecrooninglikeabiliouspigeon.
THEFLoWERgIRL
[quiteoverwhelmed,andlookingupathiminmingledwonderanddeprecationwithoutdaringtoraiseherhead]Ah-ah-ah-ow-ow-ow-oo!
THENoTETAKER
[whippingouthisbook]Heavens!whatasound![Hewrites;thenholdsoutthebookandreads,reproducinghervowelsexactly]Ah-ah-ah-ow-ow-ow-oo!
THEFLoWERgIRL
[tickledbytheperformance,andlaughinginspiteofherself]garn!
THENoTETAKER
YouseethiscreaturewithherkerbstoneEnglish:theEnglishthatwillkeepherintheguttertotheendofherdays.Well,sir,inthreemonthsIcouldpassthatgirloffasaduchessatanambassador"sgardenparty.Icouldevengetheraplaceaslady"smaidorshopassistant,whichrequiresbetterEnglish.ThatsthesortofthingIdoforcommercialmillionaires.AndontheprofitsofitIdogenuinescientificworkinphonetics,andalittleasapoetonmiltoniclines. , ,www.nx899.com
THEgENTLEmAN
IammyselfastudentofIndiandialects;and--
THENoTETAKER
[eagerly]Areyou?DoyouknowcolonelPickering,theauthorofSpokenSanscrit?
THEgENTLEmAN
IamcolonelPickering.Whoareyou?
THENoTETAKER
HenryHiggins,authorofHiggins"suniversalAlphabet.
PIcKERINg
[withenthusiasm]IcamefromIndiatomeetyou.
HIggINS
IwasgoingtoIndiatomeetyou.
PIcKERINg
Wheredoyoulive?
HIggINS
27AWimpoleStreet.comeandseemetomorrow.
PIcKERINg
I"matthecarlton.comewithmenowandletshaveajawoversomesupper.
HIggINS
Rightyouare.
THEFLoWERgIRL
[toPickering,ashepassesher]Buyaflower,kindgentleman.I"mshortformylodging.
PIcKERINg
Ireallyhavntanychange.I"msorry[hegoesaway].
HIggINS
[shockedatgirl"smendacity]Liar.Yousaidyoucouldchangehalf-a-crown.
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