英语话剧剧本 Pygmalion
英语话剧剧本 Pygmalion
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THEFLoWERgIRL
[takingadvantageofthemilitarygentleman"sproximitytoestablishfriendlyrelationswithhim].Ifit"sworseit"sasignit"snearlyover.Socheerup,captain;andbuyafloweroffapoorgirl.
THEgENTLEmAN
I"msorry,Ihavntanychange.
THEFLoWERgIRL
Icangiveyouchange,captain.
THEgENTLEmEN
Forasovereign?Ivenothingless.
THEFLoWERgIRL
garn!ohdobuyafloweroffme,captain.Icanchangehalf-a-crown.Takethisfortuppence.
THEgENTLEmAN
Nowdontbetroublesome:theresagoodgirl.[Tryinghispockets]Ireallyhavntanychange--Stop:heresthreehapence,ifthatsanyusetoyou[heretreatstotheotherpillar].
THEFLoWERgIRL
[disappointed,butthinkingthreehalfpencebetterthannothing]Thankyou,sir.
THEBYSTANDER
[tothegirl]Youbecareful:givehimaflowerforit.Theresablokeherebehindtakingdowneveryblessedwordyouresaying.[Allturntothemanwhoistakingnotes].
THEFLoWERgIRL
[springingupterrified]Iaintdonenothingwrongbyspeakingtothegentleman.IvearighttosellflowersifIkeepoffthekerb.[Hysterically]I"marespectablegirl:sohelpme,Ineverspoketohimexcepttoaskhimtobuyafloweroffme.[generalhubbub,mostlysympathetictotheflowergirl,butdeprecatingherexcessivesensibility.criesofDontstarthollerin.Whoshurtingyou?Nobody"sgoingtotouchyou.Whatsthegoodoffussing?Steadyon.Easy,easy,etc.,comefromtheelderlystaidspectators,whopathercomfortingly.Lesspatientonesbidhershutherhead,oraskherroughlywhatiswrongwithher.Aremotergroup,notknowingwhatthematteris,crowdinandincreasethenoisewithquestionandanswer:Whatstherow?Whatshedo?Whereishe?Atectakingherdown.What!him?Yes:himoverthere:Tookmoneyoffthegentleman,etc.Theflowergirl,distraughtandmobbed,breaksthroughthemtothegentleman,cryingwildly]oh,sir,dontlethimchargeme.Youdunnowhatitmeanstome.Theylltakeawaymycharacteranddrivemeonthestreetsforspeakingtogentlemen.They--
THENoTETAKER
[comingforwardonherright,therestcrowdingafterhim]There,there,there,there!whoshurtingyou,yousillygirl?Whatdoyoutakemefor?
THEBYSTANDER
It"sallright:hesagentleman:lookathisboots.[Explainingtothenotetaker]Shethoughtyouwasacopper"snark,sir.
THENoTETAKER
[withquickinterest]Whatsacopper"snark?
THEBYSTANDER
[inaptatdefinition]It"sa--well,it"sacopper"snark,asyoumightsay.Whatelsewouldyoucallit?Asortofinformer.
THEFLoWERgIRL
[stillhysterical]ItakemyBibleoathIneversaidaword--
THENoTETAKER
[overbearingbutgood-humored]oh,shutup,shutup.DoIlooklikeapoliceman? , ,www.nx899.com
THEFLoWERgIRL
[farfromreassured]Thenwhatdidyoutakedownmywordsfor?HowdoIknowwhetheryoutookmedownright?Youjustshewmewhatyouvewroteaboutme.[Thenotetakeropenshisbookandholdsitsteadilyunderhernose,thoughthepressureofthemobtryingtoreaditoverhisshoulderswouldupsetaweakerman].Whatsthat?Thataintproperwriting.Icantreadthat.
THENoTETAKER
Ican.[Reads,reproducingherpronunciationexactly]"cheerap,Keptin;n"bawyaflahrorfaporegel."
THEFLoWERgIRL
[muchdistressed]It"sbecauseIcalledhimcaptain.Imeantnoharm.[Tothegentleman]oh,sir,dontlethimlayachargeagenmeforawordlikethat.You--
THEgENTLEmAN
charge!Imakenocharge.[Tothenotetaker]Really,sir,ifyouareadetective,youneednotbeginprotectingmeagainstmolestationbyyoungwomenuntilIaskyou.Anybodycouldseethatthegirlmeantnoharm.
THEBYSTANDERSgENERALLY
[demonstratingagainstpoliceespionage]coursetheycould.Whatbusinessisitofyours?Youmindyourownaffairs.Hewantspromotion,hedoes.Takingdownpeople"swords!girlneversaidawordtohim.Whatharmifshedid?Nicethingagirlcantshelterfromtherainwithoutbeinginsulted,etc.,etc.,etc.[Sheisconductedbythemoresympatheticdemonstratorsbacktoherplinth,wheresheresumesherseatandstruggleswithheremotion.]
THEBYSTANDER
Heaintatec.Hesabloomingbusybody:thatswhatheis.Itellyou,lookathisboots.
THENoTETAKER
[turningonhimgenially]AndhowareallyourpeopledownatSelsey?
THEBYSTANDER
[suspiciously]WhotoldyoumypeoplecomefromSelsey?
THENoTETAKER
Neveryoumind.Theydid.[Tothegirl]Howdoyoucometobeupsofareast?YouwereborninLissongrove.
THEFLoWERgIRL
[appalled]oh,whatharmisthereinmyleavingLissongrove?Itwasntfitforapigtolivein;andIhadtopayfour-and-sixaweek.[Intears]oh,boo--hoo--oo--
THENoTETAKER
Livewhereyoulike;butstopthatnoise.
THEgENTLEmAN
[tothegirl]come,come!hecanttouchyou:youhavearighttolivewhereyouplease.
ASARcASTIcBYSTANDER
[thrustinghimselfbetweenthenotetakerandthegentleman]ParkLane,forinstance.IdliketogointotheHousingQuestionwithyou,Iwould.
THEFLoWERgIRL
[subsidingintoabroodingmelancholyoverherbasket,andtalkingverylow-spiritedlytoherself]I"magoodgirl,Iam.
THESARcASTIcBYSTANDER
[notattendingtoher]DoyouknowwhereIcomefrom?
THENoTETAKER
[promptly]Hoxton.
Titterings.Popularinterestinthenotetaker"sperformanceincreases.
THESARcASTIcoNE
[amazed]Well,whosaidIdidnt?Blyme!Youknoweverything,youdo.
THEFLoWERgIRL
[stillnursinghersenseofinjury]Aintnocalltomeddlewithme,heaint.
THEBYSTANDER
[toher]ofcourseheaint.Dontyoustanditfromhim.[Tothenotetaker]Seehere:whatcallhaveyoutoknowaboutpeoplewhatneverofferedtomeddlewithyou?Wheresyourwarrant? , ,www.nx899.com
SEVERALBYSTANDERS
[encouragedbythisseemingpointoflaw]Yes:wheresyourwarrant?
THEFLoWERgIRL
Lethimsaywhathelikes.Idontwanttohavenotruckwithhim.
THEBYSTANDER
Youtakeusfordirtunderyourfeet,dontyou?catchyoutakinglibertieswithagentleman!
THESARcASTIcBYSTANDER
Yes:tellhimwherehecomefromifyouwanttogofortune-telling.
THENoTETAKER
cheltenham,Harrow,cambridge,andIndia.
THEgENTLEmAN
Quiteright.[greatlaughter.Reactioninthenotetaker"sfavor.ExclamationsofHeknowsallaboutit.Toldhimproper.Hearhimtellthetoffwherehecomefrom?etc.].mayIask,sir,doyoudothisforyourlivingatamusichall?
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