《Legend of phoenix》-搞笑英语小品剧本大全系列

Morven ：Oh , brother , she’ s going to die . Let me help you

M.Z: Oh,I see.You are a lucky girl by meeting us.We are on our half way to a restaurant…so…how about that we share the meal together?I hope you ,Miss,would not care so much…

P:Oh,I don’t care.I am really very tired.If no one help me , I’ll die of starvation. Thank you .

(So,they went to the restaurant.)

Scene 5

Waiter : Sir , What can I do for you ?

MZ : I’ve reserved a room on the second floor .

Waiter : So , you must be Mr, Zhang ?

MZ : Right .

Waiter: This way please , sir .

Waiter : The dishes you ordered are very unique , special in Liaocheng . So , you must be very familiar about it .

WZ : You are right , l live here . Special dishes for special people .

Waiter : And special room for special men , and … ladies .

(The girl gorged the food hurrily as if she haven’t eaten for a century.The two merchants looked at the girl in a full puzzlement.)

M.W:Miss…where are you from?You don’t look like local .

P:Yeah…you are right.To tell you the truth,I came from the heaven.

Morven : Heaven ?

M.W :Heaven？Sorry,Miss,I am sure I can not understand.

M. Z : Let me tell you , cities like Liaocheng and Hangzhou can be nick named as Heaven . You kinow ? And all girls are fairies .You see ? So beautiful .

P: Sir , but I am from the real heaven .I am a phoenix before.I am here looking for a liquor…

M.Z: Liquor ? Sorry,Miss,I am sure I am totally confused.

P:Yes,the liquor…I slyly drunk a glass of strong liquor in the heaven which was the tribute from the earth .Then I was drove out from the heaven and fell on this enchanting place.So here I am.I would not return back until I found the same liquor.

Scene 6

(Merchant Wang opened his wrapper and took out a bottle of liquor.)

M.W:Miss,is this the one you are looking for?The liquor is as strong and fragrant as you have described.

P:Yeah,it smells so.What’s the name?

Waiter : Jing Yanggang,Miss…the one that Wu Song drunk.That eighteen bowls of liquor gave Wu Song strong power to send the tiger to death.

P:Oh…such a magic!Maybe it would be the right one to give me the power to fly back to the sky.

www.nx899.com M.W:It must be.I never heard a liquor stronger than Jing Yanggang.

M.Z:Try it,Miss!

Scene 7

The girl drunk some and changed into her original form.Then,a phoenix flew into the sky.

Morven : oh , such a magic , here is so beautiful that I would not go .

They danced off.

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